Joke Is Time!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    ANAK; tay tay unsa tawag sa kamote na gi tuhog og kawayan?
    TATAY; ahhh kamoteq ehhh,,,,,,,
    ANAK: unsa pod tawag sa saging na gi tuhog og kawayan?
    TATAY: ahhhh bananaq ehh,,,,,,,
    ANAK: sa manok na gi tuhog og kawayan?
    TATAY: BBq ehhhhhh,,,,,,
    ANAK: ahhh sa kawayan og gi tuhog og kawayan tay!!!! unsa tawag ana!!!!!!
    TATAY: AMAW AY,,,,,,,,, LOTHANG ehhh!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    share pod mo sa inyo joke jejejejej ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,JOKE IS TYM!!!!!
     
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GITIKA KO!!!!!!!!!HEHEHEHEHEHE
     
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    JOKE NA DIHA MGA WARRIORSSS,,,,,,,,,,,,,
     
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    ANAK GISUGO OG KAMONGGAY BANTOG RA NA DUGAY KAY WALA KA TOL TOL.WAHAHAHAHAHA...
    JOKE JOKE JOKE!!!!!!!!!!HEHEHEHEHEHE
     
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    anak: ma paliti ko pusil
    Mama: unsaon man nimo ang pusil nak?
    Anak: akong pusilon si papa
    mama: bad mana nak..ayaw na nak..
    Anak: paliti nalang ko ug kutsilyo ma
    Mama: unsaon napud nimo ang kutsilyo nak??
    Anak: akong dungabon si kuya
    Mama: ayaw lagi na nak..bad man ka ui...
    Anak: cge ma,paliti nlang ko ug manika ma..
    Mama: ana nak...kana nlng jud nak...
    Anak: apili nlang pud ug dagom kay barangon taka..
    WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
     
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    bungi: ayo! mamalita kog pephi.
    tindera: unsa dong?
    bungi: mamalita kog pephi!
    tindera: ha? klaroha oi.
    bungi: pephi ba! pephi! unha mani oi.
    tindera: ha!? tuk-on tika bataa ka ron!
    bungi: mamalita ko'g pephi!!!!

    *gituok sa tindera*

    bungi: COKE na lang COKE!! COKE!
     
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    amaw ayyyyyyyyyyy wah hhahahahaha:D:D
     
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    2 killer
    Naghulat sa ilang patyon.
    Killer 1: pre dugaya pud sa atng patyon oi
    Killer 2: lagi pre! wa...untay nahitabo nya noh?
    hmmmm...mabalaka man pud ta!!!
     
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    Tomas: Mare, tigamit man kuno ug viagra si Pare. Gahi diay kaayo pirme?
    Saling: Ahhgahi tuod kaayo, pero puwerte lang gihapong gamaya!
     
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    Bata1: TABANG! DI KO KABALO MOLANGOY!! DI KO KABALO MOLANGOY!!
    Bata2: kabanhaan sab nimo oi, ako bitaw di man ko kabalo mo PIANO, nag syagit syagit ba ko???
     
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    PAPA: doy ngano man nag hilak ni imo manghod???????
    ANAK1: ambot lang,,,,,,,,,,,,,hinog man ako gi hatag sa iyaha,,,,,,akoa hilaw,,,
    PAPA: unsa man d ay inyo gi kaon???
    ANAK: sili pa,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,WAH HAHAHAHAHAHA AMAW AYYY!!!!!!
     
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    NASUNOG ANG DISCOHAN

    Pedro: Juan, ari ta agi o!
    Juan: Unsay pagtuo nimo nako, bugo? Hoy, FIRE EXIT na diha! Diha moagi ang kayo!
     
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    AMAW AYYYYYYYYYYYY
     
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    RELO

    Titser: Julius! Late na pud ka?

    Julius: Alangan ma’am, late man gud ni akong relo.

    Titser: Mao ba? I-advance nah!

    Julius: Sige..

    Titser: O! Asa naman ka?

    Juan: Ako nang gi-advance ma’am. Uli na ko kay time na!
     
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    WAY LAMI DELI KATAW- ANAN ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
     
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    HUBOG NAG PAHAMBOG!!

    CAMOUFLAGE: paliton nako ang mall of asia og LRT ugma!!!!!!!

    ELYHANG:ako AYALA OG MRT!!!!!!!

    KHOTIPS: mga daot!!! ako PLDT,MERALCO,BDO,LANDMARK ugma dayon!!!!!!!!!

    MARLONSPIKE: mga baga mog nawong!!!!kinsa nag ingun na ako na ipa maligya?!!!!!! wah hahahahahahahahahaha

    JOKE IS TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D:D:D
     
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    :(:(:(
     
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    corn niks..
     
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    hahahahaha walay lain ma himo boss.lol
     
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    PAPA GINA PAAMIN ANG ANAK KAY BAYOT...

    PAPA: NAK E PROUNONCE ANG WORD KUNG LALAKI BA JUD KA
    ANAK: CGE TAY LALAKI LAGE KO
    PAPA: PUSIL
    ANAK: PUSIL
    PAPA: ARMALITE
    ANAK: ARMALITE
    PAPA: LALAKI
    ANAK: ASA MAN TAY? AHAHAHA TOINKSSSSSSSSSSS:p
     
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    :D
     
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    wah hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!JOKE IS TYM!!!!!!!!:p
     
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    ARI AKOA MGA BOSS NGA JOKE IS TIME!!!!!!!

    THOMAS: pedro !! taw-an kaayo ng balite diha sa ato likod sa balay nato!!
    PEDRO: Mao bah!!! unsay na hitabo?!!!
    THOMAS: ato silingan si ianboy katong gwapong tao iya lang gi hikap ang puno sa balite ni hubag og ni dako iya kamot!!!!
    PEDRO: HUH!!!!!! mao bah?!! daan pa lagi ko taw-an jud nah! kay ako kaila si camouflage iya gi luwaaan ang balite ni hubag iya baba!!! ni dako!!!!
    LOLO: mau bah!!!!!! pwes!! mo gawas ko !!!!
    THOMAS/PEDRO: asa man ka lo?!!!!,,,,,,,,,,,,,asa ka adto?,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
    LOLO :mo adto ko sa balite mangihi koooooooooooooooooooooo........................
     
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    :D:D:D:D JOKE IS TYM!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    IPA GAWAS INYO JOKE DIHA!!!!
     
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    BOSS NAA KAY MAS BAG-O PA ANI JEJEJEJEJEJEJE JOKE IS TYM!!!!!!!!
     
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    korne is tym?????????????wahahahahahahah
     
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    may ara ka haw?????????????????
     
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